Hilarious Ones …

Hilarious Ones

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.

If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.

Thank you Facebook, I can now farm without going outside, cook without being in my kitchen, feed fish I don’t have & waste an entire day without having a life.

Sorry, I can’t hangout. My uncle’s cousin’s sister in law’s best friend’s insurance agent’s roommate’s pet goldfish died. Maybe next time.

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like?

Arguing about whether the glass is half full or half empty misses the point, which is this: the bartender cheated you.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

Don’t let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone.

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Gossip Gossip ……. “that’s what is on everyone’s mind”

 ” Hey did you just check out his wall it was totally flooded with her comments . She is  into him , poor boy doesn’t even know what that bitch is planning for him .” A common jabber among girls often ascertain when you will walk pass their group hanging  in the middle of the lobby , talking on top of their voices so just to be “the” center of attraction of pin headed  mob . It’s normal for girls to behave in such manner cause they are one of their kind ,always on a hunt for attention from opposite sex . Gossip is not just limited to girls or teenagers it is part of everyone ; and from everyone I mean  human species of different age groups . It’s the art of portraying one’s feeling in such a way that the whole group agrees on your delineation .  A way to show one’s superiority over his/her arch enemy . It is also a way of satisfying oneself with a notion lacking a substantiation .  Albeit , it’s  natural to find telltale among women but i wonder what men achieve by gossiping cause if they want to be the center of attention they can easily rack up their bag with  other activities  .  So I came to a deduction that  they are doing this cause they are simply looking for a topic to chat or moot on .  It looks to me as if they have lost motif  to debate on and have refined the characteristics of their female counterparts .  The pang of jealousy which is often seen in women telltale have gradually paved their way in men’s jabber too . I know it’s lame but i can’t help myself from thinking that are they really some knight in shinning armor or just another random friend who will back stab us in the near future cause everyone in their lifetime have tarnished their souls from the malice once . It’s too alluring to keep our hands away from it .                                                                                                                                                                                                So a quick advice  for  them who have felt a blow by tattles “DON’T  BE SAD CAUSE HATERS MAKE YOU FAMOUS ” .