Celebrating My Single Status

I am the Best
I am the Best
I am the Best
I am the Best
Th-th-the Best (BEAT!)

Bam Ratatata Tatatatata (BEAT!)
Bam Ratatata Tatatatata (BEAT!)
Bam Ratatata Tatatatata (BEAT!)
Bam Ratatata Tatatatata
Oh my god

Whoever looks at me can see I’m kind of a killer
alright
This body is second to no one
alright

You’re following behind me but
I’m only running forward
I jump on top of the table you’re sitting at
I don’t care

If you touch me you won’t be able to handle it
I’m hot hot hot hot fire
Before I flip something over
Please can someone stop me

I open my closet and
Put on the freshest outfit
The reflection of my face in the mirror
I carefully check it over
Right now it’s 8
I’m supposed to meet up at 8:30
Tonight I set out with bold steps

I am the Best
I am the Best
I am the Best
I am the Best
Th-th-the Best

Whoever looks at me can see I’m kind of fabulous
alright
Even if you were me, you’d be envious of this body
alright

Guys are turning around to look at me
Girls are following me
Being looked down on in the spot
I’m sitting at, every day is tiring

Pretending to be an athlete, this snobby
Clumsy Playa
Like you’re a flat tire
I’ll dump you good for people to see

I refuse to be compared
I’m telling you the truth
If we’re talking about my value, I’m a
Billion dollar baby

People who know a thing or two
They all know it so ask them
Grab anyone and ask them
Who is the best

I am the best
I am the best
I am the best
I am the best

Who? You are better than me?
No no no no na na na na
Who? You are better than me?
No no no no na na na na
Who? You are better than me?
No no no no na na na na
Who? You are better than me?
No no no no na na na na

Bam Ratatata Tatatatata (BEAT!)
Bam Ratatata Tatatatata (BEAT!)
Bam Ratatata Tatatatata (BEAT!)
Bam Ratatata Tatatatata (BEAT!)
Bam Ratatata Tatatatata (BEAT!)
Oh my god

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